kiss of death

It seems the footballers are the latest victims of the dreaded swine flu.

They have been quarrantined and told to stay away.

I guess this is because when they score a goal they go around hugging and kissing everyone.!

and you know how germs spread with that sort of close contact.

SCORE!!!

oOOO you are clever, give us a kiss

Swine flu

The minister of Health was on the television telling the general public about the necessary precautions to take if you think you have swine flu.

She said,

If you think you have the flu or feel unwell go to your GP. (so far so good) but,

then she went on to say,

But if you have any doubts then head to the emergency department for a quick response.

I don't know about you, but the LCS knows that if you head down to the emergency dept in most states, and present with a cold they will make you wait, and wait, and wait.

Quick response? I don't think so.

Unless you act like a pig.

but then a lot of customers in the dept act pretty indecently anyway, so

I think the minister should choose her word with a little more care.