spelling Nazi

If you want to sell it you must spell it.

I saw this on a menu board.

Fish of the day:  Whitting

soup:  Patatoe, bacon,

So, being a bit cheeky I told the waitress that there was a couple of spelling mistakes on the menu.
she blamed the Irish girl and they tried to fix it

waitress:  look you made a mistake on patatoe
Irish girl:  oh, right....patato (e) scrubbed out the 'e'
waitress: I'm not sure about it.
Irish girl:  Oh, potatoe
waitress: gee, how do you spell potato?
Irish girl: I dunno.

Another patron stepped in and fixed the problem. as for Whitting, well it's all too hard.

Spelling bee

if  you are selling it, you should know how to spell it.
Hint:  CAPPUCCINO

Queensland education strikes again.

spelling bee needed.says Oprah

At the pub this was in the men's toilets. I asked my man to go and take a photo because of the spelling of

SUPORTER?   

(hint; supporter)
Yes Oprah, he is a disgrace because he can't spell.


So he takes the camera into the toilets and some guy in there wants him to take his photo.
What the?
Obviously he said no, I don't think so.
Who would want their photo taken in a public convenience? Bahhahahah.

the biggest spelling bee

I hear there is a world wide spelling bee going on. Across the web children are pitting their spelling against one another. Very meritorious.
But what of the general population
I saw one of those flashing road signs today
ACESS ROAD CLOSED!

Then on a photograph
Copywright

And on a lost dog poster
last sean on Frid.
Perhaps we need to have a refresher course.