Wot no grease?

The League went to a petrol station to ask for grease for the car.
I could have a chicken sandwich
I could have a pie and coke
hat anyone
beach ball
thongs
book
magazine
drink

fluffy dice
toys for the kids
air freshener
cat food
lollies

Grease? The man looked at me and had to think a minute. Oh, grease, no we don't sell that.