security, what security?

just a quicky.
a security guard was lamenting the state of things today.
He is trying to stop theft, but is fighting a rising tide.
then
he had his own lunch stolen.
One wonders how well he does his job when his own lunch is taken!

a long lunch

So now the new thinking is that if workers have a long lunch, maybe about 2 hours then it would overcome obesity.

the reasoning is you can only eat for so long and with the other time you would play sport or exercise. But it sounds like a good idea to have a leisurely lunch with wine and dessert etc. It beats a cup a soup and an apple any day. Just imagine how you could indulge yourself.

Have you every heard a load of poppy cock. The LCS says get a grip.